I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
I will always listen to your dumb stories and nod the whole time even if it’s not that interesting and if I’ve heard it before I probably wont interrupt you and let you tell me again anyways because sometimes it’s important just to be heard. Ok?
Anonymous asked: How's life?
:3 thanks for asking anon. I had (am having?) a rough patch but I’m gonna be okay! I’m not always happy but I’m working on being as happy as it’s possible for me to be today.
Is it just me or does everyone have that friend that abuses your generosity and makes up outrageous lies to shirk their responsibilities and make people feel bad for them?